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Palpada texana is a species of syrphid fly in the family Syrphidae.
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Thomas Fabbiano is an Italian former tennis player who played mostly on the ATP Challenger Tour. On 11 September 2017, he reached his then-highest ATP singles ranking of 70. His highest doubles ranking was 208 on 20 July 2009.
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Robert Mangaliso Sobukwe OMSG was a South African anti-apartheid revolutionary and founding member of the Pan Africanist Congress (PAC), serving as the first president of the organization.
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