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{"type":"standard","title":"Luce Hall","displaytitle":"Luce Hall","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1873143","titles":{"canonical":"Luce_Hall","normalized":"Luce Hall","display":"Luce Hall"},"pageid":17335751,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Luce_Hall%2C_NWC.jpg/330px-Luce_Hall%2C_NWC.jpg","width":320,"height":229},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Luce_Hall%2C_NWC.jpg","width":2100,"height":1500},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276146524","tid":"7799bc10-ece5-11ef-9baa-8d6e3be084ed","timestamp":"2025-02-17T04:12:57Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.50666667,"lon":-71.32888889},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_Hall","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_Hall?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luce_Hall"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_Hall","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Luce_Hall","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luce_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Luce_Hall"}},"extract":"Luce Hall was the first purpose-built building for the U.S. Naval War College, founded at Newport, Rhode Island, in 1884. It is located at Building 1, Luce Avenue, Naval Station Newport. The building is named after Rear Admiral Stephen Luce.","extract_html":"
Luce Hall was the first purpose-built building for the U.S. Naval War College, founded at Newport, Rhode Island, in 1884. It is located at Building 1, Luce Avenue, Naval Station Newport. The building is named after Rear Admiral Stephen Luce.
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Geddes is a historic home located near Clifford, Amherst County, Virginia. It was built in several stages between about 1762 and the mid-19th century. It is a 1+1⁄2-story, Colonial era frame house of post and beam construction with a hipped roof. It is referred to as the oldest house in Amherst County by area residents. Its builder, Hugh Rose, is best remembered as the friend of Thomas Jefferson who looked after Jefferson's family at Geddes during the British raid on Charlottesville in 1781.
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