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In United States politics, the \"iron triangle\" comprises the policy-making relationship among the congressional committees, the bureaucracy, and interest groups, as described in 1981 by Gordon Adams. Earlier mentions of this 'iron triangle' concept are in a 1956 Congressional Quarterly Weekly Report as, \"Iron triangle: Clout, background, and outlook\" and \"Chinks in the Iron Triangle?\"
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